Introduction I used to have a drawer. Inside that drawer were three vibrators, a bottle of lube, a tangle of charging cables, and a bullet vibrator I hadn’t seen in six months. Every time I opened it, the lube bottle was on its side, the cables had wrapped themselves around a wand like vines, and […]
Introduction You spent $60 on a vibrator six months ago. It was great. Now the motor sounds like a dying refrigerator, the silicone has gone slightly sticky, and you’re wondering: Is this normal? Did I do something wrong? Yes and yes. Most sex toys fail early — not because of manufacturing defects, but because people […]
Let me tell you a story. A few years ago, I was tired. Not regular tired — dishes-piling-up, laundry-on-the-floor, haven‘t-vacuumed-in-weeks tired. I had a silicone vibrator that needed cleaning, and my brain decided to be “efficient.” So I put it in the dishwasher. Top rack, gentle cycle. I even used the little tablet. Spoiler: it did not […]
